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review # 3

The movie starts out with four women sitting in a lodge of some sort. It looks like they’re having a high class kick back. Anyways. Two more girls come in to the lodge and one looks like drum major that aint wearing nothin but a thong from the waist down. The drum major chick made a bet with this other girl that she could be monogamous with the girl she came into the scene with for one whole year. And the girl who wagered the drum major is a-planin and a-schemin to break them up. Ooh I can’t wait to see what follows.


The second scene transfers gracefully (rolls eyes) from the first to a postmodern art-deco fencing room where two of the women are sword fighting. But suddenly one of the girls interrupts them and comes walking in wearing nothing but a corset and thigh-high hooker boots. Because its safety first with this circle of friends. Got to make sure your upper thighs or belly don't get hit with a stray rapier thrust. After some talk the three girls get to humpin. You know. Its pretty fortunate the one came into the scene wearing damn near nothing cause now she doesn't have to bother with taking any close off. What is interesting about this scene is a seemingly innocent three way turns into the two first girls grudge-humping the hell out of the third with some strap-ons. I knew the girls were wearing an unusual amount of leather. And now we all know why.

Third scene, it set different props. Two of the girls from the previous scene are in this one. There is also the drum major-chick and maid. The maid had a sort of "I just killed and ate a baby. But you won’t know till its too late" kind of look .Any ways. The grudge hump-girls are fully clothed again and surprising clean for having one of the sloppiest three ways ive seen in awhile. Anyway. They gets ta humpin immediately. Now I have to stop for a moment. The drum major chick made wager with grudge hump-chick number 1 that she would be monogamous for a year. So why would she be in a four way with THE SAME GIRL SHE IS BETTING WITH!? The hump scene was poorly planned. Four girls on a pool table? I don't care how small you are that's got cluster hump written all over it. I couldn't tell where one boobie stopped and onther began. Anyways the grudge hump-girls pull out there trusty strap-ons (i smell a theme!) and after the orgasmathon the girls slowed down and had a little cuddle. Aww.

In this scene the maid is tuning up grudge hump-chick number 2's vajay-jay. But it needs one more thing. A spit shine. That's right. The girls gets ta humpin. And you guessed it; she pulls out her trademark strap-on. No plot development here. They must be saving that for the credits.

The next scene makes no sense. Its the maid and some girl with an English accent on a latex bed doing pseudo S and M

The final scene Starts off with the English-chick and grudge hump-chicks number 2 talking about how they shouldn't expose Drum-major chick's cheating to her girl friend and how they should act like she won the bet anyway. They agree and go to the lounge where the movie first started. And to celebrate drum-major chick "winning" the bet. And how do they celebrate one year of monogamy? By have an orgy with the ones that bet against her; how else?

The movie tried to be too hard for what it is and kept jumping in and out of a weak plot structure. Camera angles were non existent and the shots were too close, giving a confining feel to the movie. This was amplified by the poor diversity in the sets. On a scale of 1 to 10 I give this a 6 (which is a 'D').
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